I spent my entire life being sensible until I found Wisdom.
For the next teaching in a fortnight, I have chosen the subject Non-existent.
For those who want to, I have created a web-page they can visit.
If they go there, they will find I haven’t written anything.
The mad Yogi was looking at his wife.
“What are you staring at?”
“You. I was looking at your parts.”
“What’s wrong with my parts?” she frowned.
“Nothing. They are all beautiful.”
Relaxing, his wife smiled.
“It’s the whole I have problems with,” he muttered.
Buddhists are Mad! If I were a Buddhist I’d be crazy!
Why?
I like to be different
If scientists are right, then Buddhists are mad.
I don’t feel so mad today, I must improve.
Two Buddhists were having a Dharma discussion. One said, “Look, here comes someone. Let us teach him.”
Later the person walked away leaving the two to it.
A Bodhisattva was saving insects by the water’s edge, letting them crawl up his finger and down into the grass. His friend the Buddhist approached.
“What are you doing?” he asked happily.
“Saving Mothers,” was the reply.
“Is it Authentic?” he queried.
It’s a shame my tradition does not think I am pure, because my Tarot says I am.
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