Sayings of The mad Yogi – 5

I spent my entire life being sensible until I found Wisdom.

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Stories of The Mad Yogi – 4

A lottery ticket blew into my flowerpot. Not a crisp packet, or a newspaper. Two lines of numbers for Wednesday’s draw.

“Do not be fooled by the universe!” I told my students. “It will only let you down! A sign from the Universe that I should use the wealth wisely? No, a sign of sunyata, the worthless, the clothing of samsara. Ignore it and the universe will be yours.”

Confident was I in my practise of Sunyata.

Anyway, there was was only one right number in both lines.


Stories of the Mad Yogi – 3

The mad Yogi was looking at his wife.

“What are you staring at?”

“You. I was looking at your parts.”

“What’s wrong with my parts?” she frowned.

“Nothing. They are all beautiful.”

Relaxing, his wife smiled.

“It’s the whole I have problems with,” he muttered.


Sayings of the mad Yogi – 3

Buddhists are Mad! If I were a Buddhist I’d be crazy!

Why?

I like to be different

 


Sayings of the mad Yogi – 2

If scientists are right, then Buddhists are mad.

I don’t feel so mad today, I must improve.


Stories of the Mad Yogi

A Bodhisattva was saving insects by the water’s edge, letting them crawl up his finger and down into the grass. His friend the Buddhist approached.

“What are you doing?” he asked happily.

“Saving Mothers,” was the reply.

“Is it Authentic?” he queried.


Sayings of the mad Yogi

It’s a shame my tradition does not think I am pure, because my Tarot says I am.